I have no idea what to expect from this episode based on the title. Maybe a one eyed dinosaur? A retelling of the Odyssey through the lens of the He-Man universe? I guess we will just have to let it unfold in front of us like the nauseating opera of kitschy 80s pop-culture that it is. We open on Skeletor walking into Beast Man’s sleeping chambers where he is, well, sleeping. Maybe this is the part where Odysseus tells his wife that he’s leaving on an adventure.
While I thought the purpose of the fire jewels was to revive Man-At-Arms, it turns out its actually to use them to defeat Skeletor. The Sorceress turns them into some Elton John glasses, which I’m sure He-Man won’t mind wearing. He already runs around in furry hot pants and boots with no shirt on. Why not go all the way?